Charlize Theron

"We came up with a new idea that we said that we would get married the day that gays and lesbians can get married - when that right is given to them. We've decided that we're gonna use that in a positive way, so the day that law gets passed then we'll get married."

Laurie Goldberg

"Upon seeing this unfortunate but very brief graphic, CNN senior management immediately investigated. We concluded this was a technological malfunction, not an issue of operator error. A portion of the switcher experienced a momentary glitch. We obviously regret that it happened and are working on the equipment to ensure it is not repeated."

Celine Dion

"Oh, they're stealing 20 pair of jeans or they're stealing television sets. Who cares? They're not going to go too far with it. Maybe those people are so poor, some of the people who do that they're so poor they've never touched anything in their lives. Let them touch those things for once."

Jean Schmidt

"He asked me to send Congress a message -- stay the course. He also asked me to send Congressman Murtha a message -- that cowards cut and run, Marines never do."

O.J.

"I still don't get how anyone can be found not guilty of a murder and then be found responsible for it in any way, shape or form. If you're found not guilty, how can you be found responsible? I'd love to hear how that's not double jeopardy."

Johnny Depp

"It's insane, that setting cars on fire is the new strike. I went there to live because it seemed so simple. Now it's anything but. I don't know how they'll recover from this."

Hugo Chavez

"The planet's most serious danger is the government of the United States. The people of the United States are being governed by a killer, a genocidal murderer and a madman."

Al Gore

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

Bill Clinton

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

Al Gore

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

Hillary Clinton

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

Marion Barry

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

Mariah Carey

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that,but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

Al Gore

"If You Allow Someone Like Saddam Hussein To Get Nuclear Weapons, Ballistic Missiles, Chemical Weapons, Biological Weapons, How Many People Is He Going To Kill With Such Weapons? He's Already Demonstrated A Willingness To Use These Weapons ..."

Hillary Clinton

"I Voted For The Iraqi Resolution. I Consider The Prospect Of A Nuclear-Armed Saddam Hussein Who Can Threaten Not Only His Neighbors, But The Stability Of The Region And The World, A Very Serious Threat To The United States."

John Kerry

"According To The CIA's Report, All U.S. Intelligence Experts Agree That Iraq Is Seeking Nuclear Weapons. There Is Little Question That Saddam Hussein Wants To Develop Nuclear Weapons."

Bill Clinton

"Saddam must not be allowed to threaten his neighbors or the world with nuclear arms, poison gas or biological weapons. Earlier today I ordered America's armed forces to strike military and security targets in Iraq. They are joined by British forces. Their mission is to attack Iraq's nuclear, chemical and biological weapons programs and its military capacity to threaten its neighbors."

Samuel Alito

"I am particularly proud of my contributions in recent cases in which the government argued that racial and ethnic quotas should not be allowed and that the Constitution does not protect a right to an abortion.”

Jimmy Carter

"In the last 5 years there's been a dramatic and disturbing and radical change in the values of this country, we don't wait until our country is threatened, we publicly announced our new policy is to attack a county, invade a country, bomb a county."

Johnny Depp

"America is dumb, is something like a dumb puppy that has big teeth – that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out."

Sharon Stone

''Halle's so beautiful, and I wanted to kiss her. I said, How can you have us in the movie and not have us kiss? It's such a waste. But that's what you get for having George Bush as president."

George W. Bush

"More than 100 Democrats in the House and the Senate who had access to the same intelligence voted to support removing Saddam Hussein from power."

Gwyneth Paltrow

"I worry about bringing up a child in America. At the moment there's a weird, over-patriotic atmosphere over there, like, 'We're number one and the rest of the world doesn't matter.'"

Barbra Streisand

"And of course, as expected, our 42nd President, Bill Clinton, was brilliant. His intellect and command of the issues set forth at both a macro and micro level was astonishing. In addition, his ability to probe the various conversations and come up with viable solutions was a testament to his problem solving skills."

Howard Dean

"The resounding victories tonight by Jon Corzine and Tim Kaine have sent a powerful message that when Democrats stand up for what we believe in, we win. They showed that the values and priorities of the Democratic Party are the values and priorities of the American people."

Arnold Schwarzenegger

"To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don't be economic girlie men!"

Marilyn Manson

"I'm at that level where there's nothing left living for except doing some damage."

Hillary Clinton

"Taking such action for political purposes is simply reprehensible and should never be tolerated."

Bill Clinton

"I think it's immoral, I think it's unethical."

Oliver Stone

"I admire Fidel because he is a survivor. He has survived several U.S. presidents who have tried to eliminate him.”

Martin Sheen

"We idealise our leaders, raise them up so we have the power to knock them down. The American psyche is oddball. As soon as a man becomes president, suddenly there's no more original sin - as if he isn't going to have a sex life."

Jennifer Aniston

"How about that indictment?! And why did it take so long to respond to the crisis in New Orleans? Everything is imploding. It all seems to lead back to our dear president.”

George Clooney

"Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's. I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him."

Whitney Houston

"I make too much for me to ever smoke crack. Crack is wack."

Cindy Sheehan

"George Bush needs to stop talking, admit the mistakes of his all around failed administration, pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans and Iraq, and excuse his self from power."

Donald Sutherland

"They were inept. The were inadequate to the task, and they lied. And they were insulting, and they were vindictive. And they were heartless. They did not care. They do not care. They do not care about Iraqi people. They do not care about the families of dead soldiers. They only care about profit."

Madonna

''Global terror is everywhere. Global terror is down the street, around the block. Global terror is in California. There's global terror everywhere and it's absurd to think you can get it by going to one country and dropping tons of bombs on innocent people."

Moby

"as time passes i realize that bush can sort of be forgiven for being right-wing and absurdly out of touch, but he can't be forgiven for being ignorant, arrogant, and inept."

Kayne West

"George Bush doesn't care about black people"