Rosie O'Donnell

"Have you see my ass?!"

Sheryl Crow

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting, only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."

Don Imus

“That’s some rough girls from Rutgers. Some hardcore ho’s. That’s some nappy-headed ho’s there, I’m going to tell you that.”

Keith Richards

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father, He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared - he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well. And I'm still alive."