Lindsay Lohan

"Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?"

Pam Anderson

“I can't stand her. She can suck it!”

Whoopi Goldberg

"Should I be worried about being a slave again?"

Matt Damon

"I need to know if she really thinks dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago. I want to know that. I really do. Because she's going to have the nuclear codes. I want to know if she thinks dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago."

Barack Obama

"You can put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig. You can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change. It's still gonna stink."