Liza Minnelli

"I'm sick of sex!"

Sharon Stone

"Hillary still has sexual power, and I don't think people will accept that. It's too threatening."

Madonna

"I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her."

George Clooney

"I'm proud to be out of touch."

Spike Lee

"Condi, stop smoking that crack!"