Madonna

"I don't think Jesus would be mad at me and the message I'm trying to send."

Natalie Maines

"I don't feel he is owed any respect whatsoever."

Natalie Maines

"Just so you know, we're ashamed that the President of the United States is from Texas."

Ian McKellen

"I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction."

Madonna

"Just go to Texas and suck George Bush's dick."