Jesse James

"Everyone in Iraq knows Bush is a dickhead. He's the boss' kid. "Everybody I know who has a successful business who has a kid - the kid is always a fuckhead. Have you ever noticed that?"

Madonna

“I can write the greatest songs and make the most fabulous films and be a fashion icon and conquer the world, but if there isn’t a world to conquer, what’s the point?”

Paris Hilton

"I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it's so good."

Kevin Federline

"Don't hate because I'm a superstar! And I'm married to a superstar! Nothin' come between us no matter who you are!"

Paris Hilton

"I think I am a good role model."