Don King

"George Walker Bush is a tremendous advocate to America, a great president for the great American people, and he's decisive. He's doesn't equivocate."

Richard Nixon

"Solutions are not the answer."

Patrick Swayze

"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included."

Marilyn Manson

"I say no to drugs, but they don't listen."

Madonna

"Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion."

Jennifer Love Hewitt

"I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever."

Hillary Clinton

"Give Bill a second term, and Al Gore and I will be turned loose to do what we really want to do."

Dan Quayle

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

Britney Spears

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

Alicia Silverstone

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

Al Gore

"I invented the internet."

Yogi Berra

"I really didn't say everything I said."

Ronald Reagan

"What does an actor know about politics?"

Ivana Trump

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."

Kevin Costner

"It sounds vain, but I could probably make a difference for almost everyone I ever met if I chose to involve myself with them either professionally or personally."

Brigitte Nielsen

"I do expose my body, but only because I think people should have something nice to look at."

Michael Moore

"The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not 'insurgents' or 'terrorists' or 'The Enemy.' They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow -- and they will win."

Ted Kennedy

"Shamefully we now learn that Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management, U.S. management."

John Kerry

"I don't fall down. That son of a b*tch knocked me over."

Hillary Clinton

"Many of you are well enough off that...the tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

Bill Maher

"We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think that religion stops people from thinking. I think it justifies crazies. I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder. If you look at it logically, it's something that was drilled into your head when you were a small child. It certainly was drilled into mine at that age. And you really can't be responsible when you are a kid for what adults put into your head."

John Kerry

"And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the – of – the historical customs, religious customs. Whether you like it or not ... Iraqis should be doing that."

Moby

"As a matter of fact, I was talking to my friend Laura, who sings on the record, and we're both getting to the point where we want to start families. We're convinced that if we have children, we're going to do everything in our power to make them gay. Like maybe drinking a lot of extra soy milk while she's pregnant, or anything that would work to make that happen. I'd just rather have a really sharp, interesting, smart gay son than some big dumb hetero meathead."

Drew Barrymore

"I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome."

Andy Rooney

"I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off."

Eva Longoria

"I've lost a lot of jobs because I was too pretty. And everybody's like, 'Oh, poor you.' But seriously, you don't get the good roles when you're beautiful."

Saddam Hussein

"Go to hell"