Simon Cowell

"Create the hype, but don't ever believe it."

Katie Couric

"Oh my God, I’m so boring."

Oliver Stone

"It's great to be back in England. I feel like Jack The Ripper days are back. Nothing ever changes here."

Kirk Douglas

"Let's face it: THE WORLD IS IN A MESS and you are inheriting it."

Damon Wayans

"Give yourselves a big round of applause for coming down and supporting 'Nigger Night.'"

Andy Dick

"You're all a bunch of niggers!"

Gwyneth Paltrow

"The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."